Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Pick Your Scent 🙌:🌴Island Bliss or anyone who’s onto something

or anyone who’s onto something great

💧✨ Add Daily Dollop Moisturiser to your skincare routine and enjoy soft

Spritz it generously over your pillows

Celebrate another fabulous year—because you’re aging like fine wine

cloud-like whip that cleanses without stripping

Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Pick Your Scent 🙌:🌴Island Bliss or anyone who’s onto somethingFor those moments when only sarcasm can save the day (and your reputation). A witty and bold candle for navigating life with humor and attitude. Perfect for: Sassy friends or coworkers who love cheeky humor. Size & Details: Our candles are 90mm high x 75mm wide, weighing a cozy 250gjust like your favorite cup of coffee! Hand poured with love right here in New Zealand, theyre made with eco soy wax and non toxic cotton wicks for a clean, guilt free