Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero {4}{R}: Foriysian Totem becomes a

{4}{R}: Foriysian Totem becomes a 4/4 red Giant artifact creature with trample until end of turn

Set: Conflux Type: Creature — Beast Common Cost: {4}{R} {1}{W}: Kranioceros gets +0/+3 until end of turn

Even when recruitment is slow

Set: Scars of Mirrodin Type: Creature — Horror Uncommon Cost: {3}{G} Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters

Set: Innistrad Type: Enchantment — Aura Common Cost: {U} Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-0

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero {4}{R}: Foriysian Totem becomes aSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .