Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type:

Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type: Artifact Creature — Cleric Uncommon Cost: {4} Trample Rampaging Monument enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it

That creature deals damage equal to its power to the player

Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} As Drawn Together enters the battlefield

"The Sultai came hunting for a bear hide

Set: Vanguard Series Type: Vanguard Rare Cost: Your opponents play with their hands revealed

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type:Set: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."